Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

kate selfie

A Selfie taken at a tilted downward angle. Focusing on the eyes

My friend keeps taking the Kate Selfie and it's hella annoying

by deanwillsavemeintheafterlife May 19, 2014

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019

Selfie

The act of one taking a photo of oneself and possibly others and then "posting it" on some sort of so called, "social media"

Sara-But first let me take a selfie! (takes a photo of herself and posts it on Instagram)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)

by Dark Side In My Heart Is </3 February 10, 2015

selfie

a shit word. it means "photograph". a word that the Oxford English Dictionary had as their word of the year, because as a fairly..."sensible" organisation, they wanted to appeal to teenagers and txt speech.

sounds a bit like the word "selfish", which is what quite a lot of social media is all about. "selfie" probably means a photo of you, that you took. but....yeah. or something.

"can you take a selfie of me?" "you mean a photograph?" "yes"

by J_S_ July 7, 2019

Selfy

Take a photo by yourself from front camera

Let's take a selfy

by Li flower April 6, 2022