light switch

V. The act of pulling a girls tampon out before proceeding with sex.

"Dude this chick said we couldn't cause she was on her period. So I light switched that hoe and raw dogged her all night long."

by Gnarkill_TKE March 2, 2008

off switch

A man's testicles, so named because of the result of being hit in them.

We would have won the game, but our goalie was hit in his off switch.

by thisnamecantbetaken October 28, 2007

Bait and Switch

To start flirting and spending more time with a boy or girl just to get to know that person's friends more. Then, going out with one of that person's friends instead of the person him/herself.

I though John was really into me, but he just used me to hook up with my friend Kara. John just pulled the old Bait and Switch on me.

by Aamoldini February 26, 2009

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Flip The Switch

a horrible 'ska' band from elk grove, california. these guys are all fat and super disgusting.

is that flip the switch? yeah, they're fucking gross.

by Robert Appel June 19, 2004

Nintendo Switch

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.

Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!

by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 19, 2017

Kibbles and Switch

The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.

Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.

by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009