Nintendo Switch blade

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!

by PokecordWeebH November 12, 2018

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022

Pickle Switch

Military slang used to refer to the ordinance release button in aircraft. Distinct from the trigger underneath the index finger.

He watched the missile separate from his wing as he depressed the pickle switch.

by ThexLoneWolf May 22, 2022

Shit 'N Switch

The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.

Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.

by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014

phantom switch

A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.

click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything

by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 9, 2006

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

The Bi Switch

When Peter gets drunk and finally admits his desires towards those of the same sex.

Peter: "Gay people are absoloutely disgusting!"
*Does some shots*
Peter: "The Bi switch is on guys! I want to kiss some men"

by PabloSmith January 20, 2021