Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.

"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."

by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022

Cat Swinging Re-Re

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

Dynamite Swine

Spicy pork that causes one's bowels to growl like a junkyard dog.

That dynamite swine Mark had at the Brunswick Pork House made him "drop the kids off at the pool" immediately after consuming it.

by Gary Ray February 5, 2009

kick swift

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process

Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!

by S.boi May 7, 2009

Not Switzerland

Description of Sweden. Often used as a direct suffix to Sweden, since many americans think that Sweden and Switzerland are the same country.

- So, where do you live?
- Sweden--not Switzerland.

- Dude, this music is awesome! Is it from Swit-
- Sweden. Not Switzerland.

- Does Switzerland have polar bears?
- It's Sweden, not Switzerland. And there's no polar bears in either of them.

by Pestbarn August 22, 2011

Gucci Swirl

One part Blumpkin, one part Swirly.

Oh, you a Gucci Fan? Let's go to Gucci Land.
Oh, you a Gucci Girl? Come get a Gucci Swirl.

by Pseudo Fed October 20, 2014

fake swimmer

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.

Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic

by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015