Sweaty Man Conundrum

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.
Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.
by Skoyð April 21, 2016
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i’m sweaty about that

Invented by Lin-Manuel Miranda’s child, meaning “I don’t want to do that”
Hey, do you wanna go out tonight?
Nah, i’m sweaty about that
by My uhhh August 10, 2018
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sweaty gas tank

(Noun) Term coined in Houston Texas at the winter weekend BBQ. When about to engage in coitus with a Thai lady boy you reach down and slowly slide your finger into an inside out urethra. You then wipe your hands on a dirty rag
“Hey Greg, how hot was that Thai chick?”
“Man, that wasn’t a chick. I just got a sweaty gas tank”
by DDC ATL November 11, 2017
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sweaty potato

1. S sweat mustache developed after any form of excercise.
2. Someone with the voice of the fat guy off the Ali G movie.
3. Someone who is extremely sensetive about their legs and exclames "Not the leg! aaaaaa!"
1. "Johny has a sweaty potato"
2. "You have a sweaty potato voice."
3. "Your a sweaty potato man."
by Sovereign November 14, 2004
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sweaty primal sex

Archie is addicted to sweaty primal sex
Don't wear a condom always enjoy sweaty primal sex
by Reedy503_ April 06, 2017
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Sweaty Ballsack Day

On the day of Febuary 17th, 2007 it was agreed by numerous males in the town of Westford, Massachusetts that due to the unusual temperature and amount of perspiration resulting from it that the day should be officaly deamed "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

The reason for this is that during this day many males complained of extremely high levels of sweat coming from their genitals, hence the term "Sweaty Ballsack Day".
Andrew: is it just me or is everyone getting sweaty balls??

Seth: DUDE ME TOO!! OMG this is like officialy Sweaty Ballsack Day.

Andrew: Hell yeah dude!
by Seth Holladay July 05, 2007
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sweaty sammy

the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to masterbate, or some one else could can do it for you. When you don't have any lube.
person one: how was your weekend?

person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.

person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.
by oliverclozeoff February 27, 2010
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