stoked

*really anxious and excited about something

tom was stoked to go to the new skatepark's grand opening.

by qtiptt May 13, 2007

running like nigger who stole something

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

by hillarysucks July 6, 2007

Stoned Members

Stoned Members is a Discord server led by a very mysterious person. The Stoned Members is a place where you can express yourself and be made fun of. We can be extremely racist at times so please DO NOT mind it. If you plan on joining then be careful of Sam for he is a insane person who loves watching videos of enemas, and fistings.

Enjoy your stay.

Sorry, mom but I am apart of the Stoned Members. Please don't beat me.

by shiny190 March 7, 2017

Pre stoned

Getting stoned before your friend comes over to smoke

Kayla's coming over to smoke I better get pre stoned

by 1 bad bitch May 17, 2011

Stoned Raiders

S.R. more experianced than your potheads more of a connoisseur of the herb smoking weed always fat 6-10 times a day :prefernce bluntz

theres those S.R. pimps smokin large

by moose January 7, 2005

I stole your box

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.

Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.

by Jake Brohome April 5, 2010

Cold Stoned

1. Getting stoned before going to Cold Stone ice cream.
2. Getting stoned off of Cold Stone ice cream.

1. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?
2. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?

by Ridiclus November 28, 2009