by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood
by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!
by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.
"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"
-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true
-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true
by mcgillicutty May 22, 2006

A sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. An alcohol soaked bedmate.
Her ,"Wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed."
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".
by People Watcher December 19, 2009

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011
