spleen

A boy who has no spleen, therefore making him quite slow and german. He also likes to tamper in the gay society, whilst driving a metallic gold mini cooper picking up homo's on the streets.
He has three friends, two irish and one polish.
He walks like a toddler

fariz - "DAMN that spleen guy is so cute"
rhiannon - "Spleeny, buy me a drink?"
Chris "HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH"

by iwantmoore February 28, 2008

splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

by annnnonnnnymous September 8, 2011

splenda

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

by chico boy December 1, 2009

Spleewkt

The unique sound made when someone is in the act of vomiting.

From the Japanese Anime Classic "Ninja Scroll" ......"A compelling bluff Old man....!!! ewwww......spleewkt!"

by David Leger May 3, 2003

Splendtacular

Very, very good. Worthy of awe.
A combination of the words "Splendid" and "Spectacular".

"That fireworks display was splendtacular!"

by Artemio October 29, 2005

Spleenut

1. A peanut shaped spleen that is very advanced in entertaining large omni cent crowds. It has many variations but the legend started with tha original, and very salty controversial, top hat and cane act.

2. A misconception for a hybrid for a chick-a-waa and a teddy bear Johnson.

1. Dude, that Spleenut made me all hot or whatever.

2. Oh, thats a Spleenut? :/

by Bingo Wilhan April 6, 2008

Splêr

The latest high five, derived from skêr a word used in the movie Bakgat; but the term "skêr" was way to gay for colloquial use and so professor Utonium accidentally added chemical X to the formula and so Splêr was created.

Wow dude this beer is awesome. Splêr!

by Kahrette March 29, 2010