Sid the sloth

It's just Justin like what do you expect.

Justin looks like Sid the sloth

by unclewhiteprivallage September 20, 2021

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008

Chassity sloth

Usually known as a kyle!

You play cards like a chassity sloth!

by Superword definer November 20, 2019

sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 8, 2005

sloth

The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.

Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!

by Jearcy January 22, 2005

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004