Shlonk

A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.

Tonight on Impractical Jokers, our Big Looser is getting shlonked

by PatchworkArk December 12, 2022

scronk

An alternative word for a pig noise. Similar to oink

- What does a pig say? Scronk scronk.

-"That pig just scronked at me!"

by anonymous January 30, 2023

SHRINKWASH

When a cat buys, or otherwise aquires a garment that they love, but it's too big. They have no sewing machine, or don't have any sewing skills, so they use a SHRINKWASH, to decrease the size of said garment so fits them. This is a hot wash, that lasts longer.

"Hey Fabian, look at this great t shirt I got on Camden market. They only had it in a Large though, and I'm size Small"
'Don't freak out Man, just use a SHRINKWASH"

by headinthestars March 9, 2023

Shrinktard

A smart but extremely short retard of a kid, you don't meet many in your life, but he/she will make you self implode.

"Hey, doesn't that look like a 'Shrinktard'?"
"Yeah it does."
"Oh he is eating a banana peel."
"What a short retard."

by Your Loving Fellow Retard March 15, 2023

shonkeetonk

Shonkeetonk is a very rare language that the shonkees speak.

We speak Shonkeetonk and we're proud of it

by BabbleBoy March 25, 2023

Shrinkledorp

A fun little guy in DnD
Leave trails of where they've been

"I think a Shrinkledorp is around here"

by ItsLukasm April 1, 2023

Shlonk

A Nickname that mari and yuri use for eachother, often used to show affevtion and care

"Come here shlonk"
"Okay shlonk i love u"
"Give me a kiss shlonkipoo"

by Shlonki May 1, 2023