Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.

Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.

by BFunkEra December 18, 2008

Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010

Scoreboarding

When someone keeps track of the number of times they do something before turning it around on you and use it against you.

Bob: I know you called the last 4 times before I called you back. Why are you always scoreboarding me? Mary: I'm not calling you again till you call me!

by dbenn37 February 18, 2015

Scare-ware

It's for all those dumb hoaxes that get passed around with the malicious intention of getting you to buy some useless program to get rid of a "virus" & when you click on the host link....that's the virus!

Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.

I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:

"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.

by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009

scarecrow dance

The super violent running-in-place dance that stunt men do in movies when they are shot by fully automatic weapons and all the squibs taped to their chest are going off.

Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.

by snott February 3, 2010

Scarejob

Also referred to as an "sj"

An SJ may be performed at the end of any job (such as a blowjob or handjob). Just before climax, the giver of the job will suddenly and without warning, screech like a howler monkey, thereby giving the receiver a feargasm.

One may NOT perform a Scarejob and a CJ simultaneously, for obvious reasons...

by BiggBear October 23, 2010

scareactors

Actors who perform in Halloween-themed events and haunted houses.

Actors dressed as various ghouls, goblins, and chainsaw-wielding madmen ready to jump out at park guests who have come to the event specifically to be scared out of their wits. "Please tell the scareactors to be in their places before the park opens."

by Loonacy September 10, 2011