When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it
#Cuckold
#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
by anonymous July 10, 2023
Get the Scooter Burgermug. A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
Get the Scooter Nukemug. by Miccck January 24, 2021
Get the Cooter scootermug. A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isn’t slutty but she will hop on anyone’s bike if they don’t kick her off.
Fred:”Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
Jon:”Oh bro, you don’t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!”
by Uncle Touchie October 4, 2021
Get the scooter bunnymug. A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018
Get the Pooter scootermug. by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008
Get the Scooter'smug. To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
Get the Scooteredmug.