satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

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Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

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satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

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satan squad

A world famous hactivst group which base their operations on making sure as many people as possible have some kind of incurable disease. Started within the depth's of the Call Of Duty underworld their operations have now branched out and are now closing in on their target of world domination

Kallum - "Calvin ! i cant move my legs anymore"

Calvin - "Looks to me like the satan squad got their wish "

by TuuPants January 4, 2015

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LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

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