satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin

hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen

by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020

Satan's Call

When you're being given head and once you ejaculate, she pulls away with her mouth full of seed and makes a goat noise.

-E&A

Bob: Oh shit... I'm boutta do a big fat nut.
*she pulls away*
Her: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Her: haha Satan's Call *finger guns*

Second Example:
Samantha: Oh shit... I'm boutta cum!
Bob: Alright, watch this babe.
*pulls away menacingly as she's orgasming*
Bob: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by BaguetteSenpai November 17, 2019

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 09, 2021

Satan's Children

A server filled with high intellect user who singled handily solved world peace and hunger. And remember with the power of Satan you're side you can do anything ! ;)

Hey looks its Satan's Children the only place where we wont be held back from all the horrors of god and his bad nature hail hitler!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 12, 2011

Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.

One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 06, 2020

satan water

Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up

My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it

by Analfister19 May 18, 2019