cock riding

to be on someone's balls and suck up to them

that nigga sucking up to me and its annoying, tell that motherfucker to stop cock riding

by eggclusive May 13, 2005

ringing the bell

using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners arse is ready to be probed..if they answer your in!

ding dong ...

by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

rigging

running sports specific: The act of working very hard and not going anywhere

-"Dude, McAllister is rigging. I thought he was good."
-"That's just because he broke a league record in the high jump right before this race."

by Von Hooten February 2, 2008

riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007

Bull Riding

When you fuck someone doggy style with a septum ring on and you attach chains to it and pull to ride him/her like a bull. Pull as hard as you want

Yeah I was bull riding her last night. I pulled to hard and her fuckin nose split in half

by GastonQueen January 5, 2018

Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Riding Presidential

A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.

Riding presidential:

Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.

by cockn2balls November 19, 2010