An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.
When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".
by Slow moe Joe January 10, 2009
by Westcoast4444 November 05, 2019
The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
by Modifier September 02, 2013
by kctoole September 28, 2018
Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.
by chinese boyfriend June 02, 2021
Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"
Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"
Tyrone: "Red kind "
Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"
Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"
Tyrone: "Red kind "
Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"
by NiiZZY March 03, 2008
Guy 1: Yo I heard Eric The Red Ricky with Meg last week.
Guy 2: Awe dude that's wicked. What an absolute pussy slayer.
Guy 2: Awe dude that's wicked. What an absolute pussy slayer.
by slatt223 April 30, 2020