Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011
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Get the I raped you so hard last night mug.1. Wishing death upon someone in a violent and destructive manner.
2. Death by the method of having a sickle forcibly inserted into the anus, and subsequent resulting blood loss and shock.
2. Death by the method of having a sickle forcibly inserted into the anus, and subsequent resulting blood loss and shock.
I hate that guy Bob, I hope he gets reaper-raped.
Reaper-rape is a method of describing such a death as "being killed by the Giant Dick in the Sky."
Reaper-rape is a method of describing such a death as "being killed by the Giant Dick in the Sky."
by beardedavenger February 18, 2010
Get the reaper-raped mug.The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.
The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...
I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
by MorbidHomemaker May 18, 2015
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No the sun will not fuck you you desperate 14 year old thot
No the sun will not fuck you you desperate 14 year old thot
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