puertomexiniggerican

A minority whose exact ancestry isn't known.

I couldn't get to my car because the line of puertomexiniggericans coming out of the Welfare office was unbelievable!

by DavidDukeorHitler February 7, 2014

Puerta

A slut

You are a puerta.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

Puerto Rican Tupperware

An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.

I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.

by Frrt McFrrt August 26, 2013

Puerto Rican Mayo

The sperm of a male or transvestite Puerto Rican.

Cameron wants some Puerto Rican mayo. Really. Really. REALLY. Bad.

by Happy puerto rican April 15, 2014

puerto rican breakfast

put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out

hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.

by james hatch May 8, 2007