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Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.
Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!
by 3886 July 5, 2019
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Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019
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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
by Foxy5 April 3, 2019
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puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.
Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
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Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.
Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.
by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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fear puddle

When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.
Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?
by yer shirt January 11, 2018
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