Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰

Don’t be such a Evelyn Prune

by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022