one hour program

the solution to most of our problems.

if it takes more than an one hour program to fix something we get bored and walk away.the plumber, the cake decorator, the paramour, all have one hour to fix it or lose the job.

by mgpaperboy December 10, 2008

Performance demo progam

An unendorsed post-WW2 era program by a major retailer which allows cyclists to demo products for a short amount of time, cost-free.

Rider 1: Dude, I signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad I don't have money for lights, looks like I'll be hauling my old NiteRider battery on a pull-behind Burley trailer.

Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.

by Rider 2 May 14, 2009

on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

geek of programmers

- noun a number of visually impaired, asthetically loathsome primates lacking in female genital contact, involved in the production of software generally during daylight hours, while group lunar activities are primarily isoloted to journeys through cyber dimensions, more commonly referred to as a 'WOW raid'.

Sally: 'WTF? Look at those dweebs'

Peter: 'It's a geek of programmers, give em a break - they were born that way...'

by Concerned evolutionist April 18, 2011

milf in progress

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.

While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.

by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth December 11, 2012

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021