preant

A parent that is out someplace without the person instant messaging you knowing where they are.

Maria'a preant's are somewhere

by Mrcool7878 May 6, 2006

peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello November 23, 2006

Peanut Nipple

The little nipple found in betwixt the two halves of every peanut kernel.

My favorite part of the roasted peanut is the peanut nipple!

I love to bite down and chew on each and every peanut nipple in the bag!

To find the peanut nipple, simply split the peanut kernel in half, and look for the little nipple that is stuck to one of them.

by dave_helmut August 14, 2011

peanus

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

Peaner

An idiot, a jerk, and a moron.

Jeremy is the biggest 'Peaner' in the world.

by Shana Salisha November 11, 2005

Peanut Butter Sexytime

You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on wonderbread. Then, you stick it in the girls vagina and proceed to haved sex through the sandwich into her vagina. After cuming in both her vagina and sandwich, you make her eat the sandwich.

________ loves to peanut butter sexytime for lunch.

by Shamoo McDuffie August 15, 2010

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007