Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
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A state of intoxication well past not only the legal limit but also exceeding a person's physical safety.
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1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
by The Timmer December 10, 2008
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