When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
by Cuchilla October 27, 2009
Get the Boner Pointsmug. A phrase stated by the winner of a competition or fight, and used as a taunt, which can be coupled with an expletive
by La Noir January 17, 2010
Get the Match Pointmug. In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.
That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.
by MAZZINI May 23, 2010
Get the Point Guardmug. A shot created to up the alcohol from the notorious 3 Wise Men (Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Jose Cuervo) and the dreaded 4 Horsemen or Four corners many variant names(Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Jose Cuervo, and Jameson) the Five Points is named after the Five Points of New York where many men and women went through hell and back the shot consists of Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Jose Cuervo, Jameson, and Johnny Walker(or other alcohol's with the J name can be instituted for it. Shot originally named five points by a college student in Duluth trying to up challenge for a Birthday shot.
by T-Rex34 May 3, 2010
Get the Five Pointsmug. Something you give to someone when they look nice, smell nice, have nice things etc. Pogi as in the tagalog (filipino) word for handsome.
MMMM girl, he deserves 100 pogi points for lookin so damn fine, but lemme take some points off for driving that nasty ass car.
by *JUSSANOTHeRFLiP* July 26, 2003
Get the pogi pointsmug. The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.
While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.
by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019
Get the Point of No Returdmug. It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018
Get the showing pointmug.