alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018

Erotic Pistol Whip

1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website

Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"

*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"

by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018

Sex Pistols Punk

A "punk rocker" who's in it for the fashion rather than the movement

"hey look at that dude he must be a punk rocker"
"no way dude, he doesn't do shit that's punk rock besides the clothes, he is a Sex Pistols Punk"

by TheFloatingHomosexual February 20, 2021

tuck the pistol

a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable

today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...

by Raptactics October 24, 2007

hijto from another pito

A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".

Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.

by p-ro August 2, 2019

Pistol City

Pistol City is a terribly idiotic nickname given by city residents to the city of Bristol, UK.

"Dude, I was walking through Pistol City last night and thought to myself, wait, there hasn't been a gun in this motherfucker in 15 years.

by chinmaster November 23, 2011

pito sauce

See im gonna tell yawlz that there story of the great pito sauce.

See there was this mexican a friend of mine knew back there in gawd dame Illinoy!!!!!! His name was Sylvester W. (Wehtt) Bach!!!! He had a small vile there of this stuff cawled that there pito sauce that his four fathers had all busted a nurt in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him and his four fathers were all hoping to get a chick to drink it so they made Sylvester walk around and ask "Do u wawnt muh pito sauwz!!!!!" and the girls said "HELL NAWWW!!!!!!!" and he died.

Want some Pito Sauce?

by Cody Poythress December 31, 2007