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Loogie Paradox

The perfect opportunity to be rid of and embarrass a local menace.
If that guy is bothering you then you should try the loogie paradox.
by Phyref0x February 8, 2022
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The Evans Paradox

A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl

Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009
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Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
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The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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Paradise Lost

A figure of speech in which one has lost somehting so close that is of strong desire by him or to him by others.
Also the name of the first Gothic Metal band
Paradise Lost, man, Paradise Lost.
by Tommy August 23, 2003
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pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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vanessa paradis

Damn I wish I were her.
by Elle March 6, 2005
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