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Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.
Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?
by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022
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Stamina Packing

"yo my stamina packing was crazy, I lasted over 13 hours"
"nigga no way"
"on god"
by windynfa June 28, 2023
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braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010
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Tortilla de patatas en el parking

Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass
"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"
by Davazkz July 31, 2017
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This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car
by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018
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