Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

Patrick by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.

omg patrick is running down the road

Patrick by bigdudes16 November 6, 2022

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

Patrick by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023

Patrick

a sarcastic weirdo that always wears a hat or headphones

patrick is a total idiot
did u hear what patrick did to his cousin

Patrick by cooliodude420 January 6, 2023

Patrick

Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman

Oh no Patrick's coming

Patrick by Touchmeup February 24, 2023

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

Patrick by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patrick

people who don't shower and have body oder

Girl: I met a cute guy today

Girl 2: what was his name
Girl:Patrick

Girl 2: you should run away

Patrick by Charlie Curnow April 9, 2023