push my buttons

To do something that pisses me the fuck off.

You push my buttons when you talk shit about me.

by urbanlibrarian June 14, 2014

turd pusher

A small metal rod used to unclog a one-hitter, pinchy or bat. Named because of the way the brown resin comes out of the hole on the other end, resembling someone dropping a log.

Hand me the turd pusher, I can't even get a hit out of this fucker.

by theballer_04 January 16, 2011

Pushin P

The act of pushing your homies Penis so far down it becomes inside out.

Did you hear John was Pushin P with Joe?

by Im pushin p February 1, 2022

Pakistani Push-Pop

When one person sticks his/her finger into a mans rectum, causing the penis to become erect, and finally the man/woman will suck on that mans penis...resembling a push-pop.

Dude, Bubba Dipple just gave me thae best Pakistani Push-Pop that I have ever recieved.

by underwatrdrummer February 29, 2008

Pushing Thread

the need to drop a "deuce" so badly that that it is sticking out and touching the thread of one's undergarment.

Hey Phil, where's the shitter,? I'm pushing thread.

by PJ Barstow November 24, 2011

Pisshorn

When you wake up in the morning with an erect penis and have to use the toilet, you have pisshorn.

-"Mate, I've got pisshorn!"
-"Use the toilet, then!"

by Proper Socks September 4, 2013

chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005