Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

pump'ndumper

When a person choses to indulge a vice knowing there will be consequences that require mitigation.

Last night's party was a real pump'ndumper

by SassySouthern July 4, 2023

Pump princess

1. Someone who always makes another person pump their gas.

2. Someone who resides in Oregon, who after the law has changed that residents can now pump their own gas, they still will only use employees.

She’s such a pump princess, she makes me get out to pump her gas every time.

I’m a pump princess - I won’t go to any self serve stations.

by Flatbeans July 30, 2023

Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 13, 2023

pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Pump Rock

A type of rock genre where the singer, sounds like the Dollar Store version of Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Specifically Lil Pump's song Pump Rock x Heavy Metal. It just sounds excruciatingly awful.

"Man have you heard that metal song by Lil Pump? He's pretty much the living embodiment of the Pump Rock genre,"

by Randym P3rson October 7, 2023