proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are dead wrong.

by himguy November 9, 2008

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

poof dunny

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.

Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

by kenny the portaloo man November 2, 2008

Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

by imponerad February 5, 2009

poof panties

Poof Panties are underwear that poof up when you're about to fall,they poof up like parachutes.

dude go buy some of those poof panties!!!!
they help your tush!!!!
There extra supportive and comfortable

by DrTweety30 January 9, 2017

phoof

The sound you hear when the show NCIS goes to, and comes back from, a commercial.

"She's dead, Gibbs"
*screen goes black and white* PHOOF

by punkminkis September 13, 2009

poofar

Its in between a poo and fart. When you fart and some snot like gunk comes out your ass. Also a wet fart.

Bro did you just Poofar

by KMarK November 12, 2003