The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
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I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.
I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.
by Ferdie Birdie January 11, 2023
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Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.
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Get the Polar Caps mug.1. Relates to the North or South Pole in cold climates
2. A science/geometry term relating to angles and electricity.
3. A bear
4. A crappy version of Hatsune Miku who is famously known after Reuters' article and an idol who shall not be looked upon to as she is being famed by 5-Minutes Crafts and known as the Metaverse of singers.
2. A science/geometry term relating to angles and electricity.
3. A bear
4. A crappy version of Hatsune Miku who is famously known after Reuters' article and an idol who shall not be looked upon to as she is being famed by 5-Minutes Crafts and known as the Metaverse of singers.
1. North and South Pole are polar opposites of each other.
2. Today we learned how to make electricity using the term polar.
3. I saw a polar bear at my house and it was not the best one I've seen.
4. Polar is so bad that she makes Hatsune Miku sounds like Jake Paul.
2. Today we learned how to make electricity using the term polar.
3. I saw a polar bear at my house and it was not the best one I've seen.
4. Polar is so bad that she makes Hatsune Miku sounds like Jake Paul.
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When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
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I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
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