Phuck

A way to write the word Fuck.
I guess it looks a little Greek-sounding.

Phuck? Is that A Greek word?

by Chris_K. November 15, 2007

plocks

This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.

John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.

by srqresistance August 13, 2010

plunk

to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.

sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"

by Bleedscarlet October 20, 2010

Plunkett

when you take a morning shit and the toilet water hits your asshole.

that plunkett this morning really woke me up

by flowerchild17 October 30, 2014

Kur PLunk

When a girl rides a guys dick while he is taking a shit.

Joe hurry up and give that bitch a kur plunk so I can take one too!

by Justin April 1, 2005

phuck

a douchebag way of spelling fuck developed by bandwagon Philadelphia Phillies fans. The f is replaced by a ph because the ph from phillies. Simple and stupid. True Phillies fans shy away from this grammar because they have respect for themselves.

Bandwagon: The Phillies are phuckin awesome!
True Fan: How long have you been a phillies fan?
Bandwagon: Picked up last year during the playoffs. They phucked up every team.
True fan: Well, Fuck you!

by LtotheTtotheD October 22, 2009

Plucking daisies

Trippin' hardcore over whether or not a female/male is into you.

"This girl, man, she got me plucking daisies."

by doitdoitdoit March 22, 2009