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Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.
dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee
by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006
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Al Pacino

One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).
by Kyle February 27, 2005
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Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.
They went parking behind the old factory last night.
by yeathatsright. February 9, 2010
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Pecking

The act of using your nose instead of mouth/tongue to perform cunnilingus.
She liked my nose and asked me to start Pecking her.
by Tyrion Pyrion June 25, 2013
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Packie Shop

Your average corner shop run by someone from Pakistan crammed full of very overpriced out of date crap and shit loads of porn mags.
Lets nip down to the Packie Shop and get a few beers.
by Funfair Bob November 12, 2013
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