Owl

Another word for a pedophile, usually a white one.

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve seen that owl staring at the elementary school kids… he’s always perched up in his nest seeing which one to take next.

by Adventurer_117 September 7, 2023

Wet Owl

someone you strongly dislike or have a hatred for (a code name)

Emma: Hey girl!
Emily: Ugh..It’s Wet Owl.

by _KYSK September 15, 2023

Funny Owl Man

An owl who is really funny and chill af

Yo look at that funny owl man. He straight vibin

by Flyerguy28 October 27, 2019

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

Great Horny Owl

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.

Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!

by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020

owl in a bucket

A fib so intricate in details that one may question whether it is a lie. For instance, when a deceased owl winds up in a bucket, one tells a story of how the young owlet was being taught by its parents how to hunt, colliding with a phone phone, and meeting its demise in one yellow pail. The story is an absolute lie.

He said our neighbor started the fight with him, but that was owl in a bucket.

by ShoppingJ December 29, 2020

Burning Owl

Bokuto Koutarou being burned into bones and ashes for his worthlessness.

"Did you see that burning owl?" "You mean Bokuto Koutarou and how worthless he is? Yes."

by oop i did it again January 11, 2021