swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow

"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"

by ninja420 September 8, 2023

Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.

I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!

by Little moose August 16, 2020

Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Omni Net

A voluntary botnet made for cyber war against Russia and for pen testers to use to test their website strength.

News: Russian Website Taken Down By Omni Net In Act Of War

by Thor Odinson The 3rd March 18, 2022

net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.

This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !

by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003