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I bet he has conversations like this:

Sorry I ramble alot: like MC Gets sidetracked easily (back in the heesy (means house)

God: Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus: Yes, Dad? (scared b/c God used his middle name)
God: No, not you! This website is terrible, all these people seem to hate me. When I looked up my name like it suggested, I found all these hurtful things.
Jesus: Like what?
God: Like, remember the time Noah used his supernatural powers to flood the world and then "save" two of every animal just for the purpose of pinning it on me, and then getting all the credit for saving those damn animals?
Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham and Noah : No!?! (all at once)
God: Well, yeah you did Noah, take my word for it, after all I am God. But any way, all the users on Urban Dictionary can't seem to let the whole "gigantic" flood thing go!
Noah: Ummm...
Jesus: But when Peter wrote that story all about how you and I and alot of other people did those things, I don't remember that part where you didn't flood the world.
Muhammad: God, I thought you said that book was mostly fiction and that I was the last profit?
Abraham: Why the hell did you make me chop off part of my and my son's Dick! And on top of that; Why in the fuck are millions of people still doing it?
God: (Thinks "Oh Shit!") Don't worry guys, God made me do it. Oh wait that kinda makes sence. Nevermind.

And he dissapeared for another 2000 or so years until he was done doing whatever it is God does (probably wondering how someone could misspell a three letter word that means four legged animal who is man's best friend, and then somehow believe that the definition of this new word (that happened to be his name) could possibly mean this omnipotent guy who sits up in the clouds all day until he accidenlty fucks shit up for the people he is supposed to be trying to bring salvation to)-- which coincidentally drove all those people apart, most of which hate each other and use him as a scapegoat.

God: And I Wondered why so many people hate me...
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