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office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 11, 2019
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officejelly

Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.
The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.
by Head Office Space May 14, 2019
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OfficerJax163

An absolute god, he owns one of the most epic US navy's on roblox, Prime Minister of Romania, badass.
guy wow that dude can command his naval fleet pretty epicly dude
guy 2 i know right! he must be an officerjax163
by OfficerJax163 November 10, 2020
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Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies
Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020
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Office Romeo

That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.
Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
by hteb78 August 5, 2023
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branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
by seagurl May 14, 2009
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inter-office meme

Jokes, phrases and the like that only the people in your office will understand. Folks outside of your department or organization will laugh but they won't understand the joke because they in essence "had to be there"
Worker: "I just removed myself from that post on Facebook"
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
by ISaidFreak December 26, 2011
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