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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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someone who tries so hard to get that
brian you is a simp, stop trying she dont love
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
Jesse is such a Simp
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
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A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN IS NOT A SIMP. THEY ARE JUST A MAN

now for the definition,

Simp is a BOY who puts themself in the submissive role to get with a women and/or in that woman's pants.

And simps tend to ditch the homies for a girl.
Chad: "Yo that dude is a SIMP"
Kyle: "What'd he do?"
Chad: "He ditched his homies just so a random girl could spare him some coochie"
Kyle: "wow what a simp"
by Salty Kneecap Soup April 28, 2020
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Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.
You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.
by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021
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A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
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A simp is someone who is crushing badly for someone.

This person is usually called Shotta or Richie
Person 1 - Hey did you see that Shotta gifted aAbz a new skin

Person 2 - Yeah that's guys a big simp yanno
by Bsg Abz April 21, 2022
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