SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

simp

Someone who puts in too much effort for a girl.

Jaden Laudin from Mandeville, Louisiana, is the biggest simp in the tri-state area.

by JadenLaudinIsASimp April 24, 2020

Simp

•Someone who “rolls out the red carpet” for every female they encounter

•Horniest of horny

•Always doing anything to try and get every girl when they’re not interested

•Always ugly

1. Ayden Mann was being such a simp for all of the girls he knows
2. Ayden Is such a simp, he leaks someone’s nudes, dates the other, and has a crush on someone else.

by penissmeller69 June 8, 2020

Simp

a term to address someone who likes the other person a lot and will do anything for them.

sarah gushed over liam the whole camping trip, he was the only thing she would talk about. therefore made her a simp for liam.

by deborah smiles April 14, 2022

Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

simp

kieran barnes

he’s a big simp for chan

by lannistuers April 8, 2020

Simp

one who donates their entire salary to Bella Delphine.

guy: look at that man on the streets

guy 2: yeah , I know him he lost all his money to simping

by Kaleb Moayed March 31, 2021