Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018

noncetastic

the art of stealing a child and touching them all over so you feel like you've done something in your life.

oh, hey man, I feel noncetastic

by noncetastic man May 14, 2018

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

nonce

pedophile

Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.

by iJocker May 30, 2018

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Nonce

Uk Slang for paedophile

GET OF THE SWING YOU NONCE

by dugwdgjhfsdgdfjhdfsgjhf June 20, 2018

Nonce

A man who will put you in the back of his ban and take you you to finish his plan.

Yo dem manz issa nonce ygm blud

by TheyCallMeYoungDaggerDickThats July 13, 2018