Car cock
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
Get the Car cockmug. A bicyclist that rides on the road and takes up a lane of traffic. They think that they have the right to slow down traffic so they can ride their bike. Can usually be found traveling with other car bikes.
by G.R.B. December 2, 2009
Get the Car Bikemug. A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
Get the Ninja Carmug. Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.
- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.
by MACMAS October 30, 2013
Get the car dealiarmug. by Kg89420 January 11, 2021
Get the Car dabsmug. Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
Get the car clothesmug. Holy shit traffic was messed up this morning! There was a car-beque. I hope no one was hurt.
Wow, something smells amazing.... aw man, it's a car-beque on the 101!
Wow, something smells amazing.... aw man, it's a car-beque on the 101!
by Keyframegirl September 24, 2016
Get the car-bequemug.