Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

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when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells

pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him

by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

Nintendo

(noun) Slang for Nintendo Entertainment System.

Coined in the early 1980s.

“Hey dude, wanna play on my nintendo?”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Nintendo Switchblade

The perfect weapon for friendly murder :)
And also for protecting yourself from Karen >:)

Ben: Time to get out my Nintendo Switchblade!
Karen: The WHAT?

by AydinDDT2009™ September 12, 2022

Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

by Don't click this January 11, 2024