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Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo's new "revolutionary" console which supposedly will change the gaming industry with it's 4 buttons for gameplay including the nunchuk attachment (look up a picture on a search engine), arm-aching motion-sensing technology which requires a steady hand if one doesn't want to make an un-wanted move, and clever marketing scheme which involves describing any potential competition as "focusing on graphics, not gameplay".

In reality, Nintendo is focusing completely on non-gamers to make money in the console business, while targeting "core-gamers" in the handheld business. They do not "love" their fans. They want to make the system appealing and attractive to those who wouldn't normally play video games, thus, the die-hard fans will find a severe lack of fun to be found. Any dispute about this is not valid, as only a handful of people outside of Nintendo themselves has played it.
Iwata: "It's designed like a TV remote because that's familiar to everyone including those who are intimidated by a two-handed controller. Its intuitive form allows both experienced and new gamers to stand on the same starting line."

Translation: Screw you hard-core gamers! We don't need you; we're targeting a larger audience! Our Nintendo Revolution controller will be simple and inviting for those who don't play games often. Go give us your money through our numerous hand-helds!
by Revhalewshun April 28, 2006
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derf derf revolution

More fondly refered to as "derf" or "derf-derf" he is the most idiotic and worthless kid in my psych class. He laughs at everything you say to him which more often than not is an insult, usually referring to his step-mom who has fake titays.
hey derf, you ever see your moms fake boobs? cause you are worthless like that
by Jeff January 31, 2005
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lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
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Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.
Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action
by srnsf April 6, 2006
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Green Revolution

1) Something that's hopefully going to happen. 2) A movement to protect the environment, stop global warming, and become more energy efficient. 3) Efforts to reduce our carbon footprint on the Earth. 4) Environment stuff.
I turned vegan! (no offense meant)
Oh yeah? Well I use solar-powered panels!
I support the Green Revolution!
stopglobalwarming.com
savetherainforest.org
by J.K. Meyer February 22, 2009
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nintendo revolution

the new (supposedly) gaming system for nintendo which i hate! (*.*)

=-)

go ps3!!
go xenon
NOOB:are u going to get the nintendo revoution?

me: dude no im going to play runescape!
then play my ps3!!!!
by shawn im so kool April 12, 2005
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(r)evolution

Movement that originated on the East Coast of America.

The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).
(r)evolution
(r)
by Borris Mordison September 26, 2009
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