captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

Mystery Moose

Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.

He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.

by Callum Reckless December 9, 2008

McSteamy

A man takes a fat dump into the hand of his partner. The woman looks at the poo in excitement. The woman reaches out and grabs some manhood and then wacks him off until the end.

Micah: "Dude you totally smell like poo. Did you just shart or something man?"

Kyle: "No dude. Vern just gave me the best McSteamy ever!"

Micah: "Awesome. Wanna give me one...steamer?"

by KyleSmith13 September 7, 2007

Mystery

Amazing girl hot and beautiful sexy and smart but this girl is your average mean girl tell her secrets out like a published book kiss her everyone knows date her her friends will come after you she's a total bitch stay away

Ew that's mystery right

by Shitty Rug May 14, 2019

Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008

mystalking

The act of blind messaging people on myspace to the point of annoyance.

yeah man, i got blocked from that bitch...she claimed i was mystalking her.

by Spr4wl February 15, 2008

mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.

my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.

by Lisavi April 6, 2008