muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.
Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
by (not)PeepingTom October 14, 2010
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muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.
Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!
by ThaRealRickJames April 12, 2006
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muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.
Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.
by Steve D . October 25, 2007
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Disco Muff

When a girl has such a hairy vagine, you'd swear your taking a trip back in time to the 70's.
The point where you can't see her vagina is a disco muff.
by Mike DesRock December 07, 2008
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muff cabbage

Check out snooki's muff cabbage
by keghouseumn October 14, 2010
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muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.
"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"
by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004
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Muff Diving

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!
by Bob Dole November 12, 2002
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