Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.

"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."

by skm7227 April 18, 2010

junk mail

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank

Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.

by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011

Confirmation E-mail

noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.

Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn

Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.

*clicks link*

OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:

*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)

T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly

by IleikyouTeeHee October 29, 2009

mail

A general term used to describe midweight metallic armors worn by fighting men up until the Renaissance. Mail armors consist of small, overlapping pieces of metal but lack large, solid plates found in heavier armors.

Chainmail: armor made of interlocking metal rings.
Scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.

by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005

Maily

Maily is an attractive person you wanna be around. Fuck anyone who gets in her way or starts with the letter M. Maily is commonly Asian loves anyone. she can hate mates like Matt Tilly or anyone other Matthew.

Matt Tilly:Hey whos that
Matts friend: That's Maily shes the new Girl. Shes Hot!

by Johnny Commarato February 26, 2017

daily mail

a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.

before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic

when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail

by chimpypete February 14, 2008