Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Momterrupting

When your mom interrupts you mid sentence to give you her opinon assuming she knows everything and never lets you finish yours

Me: Hey mom my friend Jello said that women are dumber then men , because

Momterrupting
Mom: Wrong women are way smarter then men some men are more likely to be extremely smart or stupid. But not all
Me:thanks for letting me finish

by SmAlLz1903 October 18, 2016

monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

maute

Ass hole who sucks to much cock and try's to shoot up schools. Snail like man who can move in very weird ways.

Did hear that Maute sucked off Adam

by Tim keehn May 8, 2017

Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all

I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.

by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017

Molten Oreo

"Molten Oreo" Is act when man do it in the butt when the person recieving anal sex has bad case od diarhea. Then the man after cuming proceeds to give a rim job. When the person with diarhea can't hold it anymore he/she gives the man a "Molten Oreo".

Oh man I received such a delicious Molten Oreo I can still taste it after 3 days!

by Werdar October 21, 2017

montenen

A very kind man he has his G1 he's a proffsenial driver he like to have rims on his car with a loud sound system he likes to have loud music is very hyour active to music he knows how to rhyme with raps he helps people if they need help with there car

Montenen is a Jamaican that is very happy his nickname Is Mike he doesn't like people calling him his real name

by I know who you are December 19, 2017