My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

communistwealth of massiveassholes

alternate name for the commonwealth of Massachusetts given due to the controlling nature of the state government and the majority of residents are indeed assholes

i couldnt take being told every little thing i can or cant do so i moved from the communistwealth of massiveassholes to new hampshire

by roger hacksaw June 9, 2020

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020

absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022

fuck off massive

Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.

Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.

by gunnmeister July 11, 2022

hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024