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moad

Young boy born in England National Hospital December 14th 2006 and raised by 2 amazing parents and an older brother. He is on a slow therapy right now for anger issues and grumpyness.
by hajamaja December 4, 2018
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monad

A unit of cyclical time.

Consciousness.
A moment is a unit of linear time.

A monad is a unit of CYCLICAL time.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018
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Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.
Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult
by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019
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Morabonium

mor·a·to·ri·um
/ˌmôrəˈbônēəm/
noun
A temporary prohibition of sexual activity. It roots are derived from moratorium and bone
"an indefinite morabonium was declared by Sam when he broke his penis"
"many professional athletes have a morabonium during the playoffs"
by Waynosaurus Vex March 4, 2019
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morabaraba

Morabaraba is a traditional two-player strategy board game played in South Africa and Botswana
The boys were playing morabaraba while the girls played with dolls.
by Amagreen July 6, 2019
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morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."
Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.
by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020
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Moral Boost-Twist

when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.
John gave me a moral boost-twist
by Bogh-Daddy August 13, 2020
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